A conversation, via text, between me (Tina, 5'3") and John (oldest brother of Tina, 5'6") on John's birthday.
Me: Happy birthday, biggest brother! I hope it's a good one.
John: Biggest brother? Are you calling me fat? You jerk!
Me: Do you prefer that interpretation to the one in which "biggest" was a taunt about your height? Since it's your birthday, I'll let you choose.
John: Well played. A+.
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